when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
Don’t ever leave me alone with your friend that I don’t know or I will hate you
If you’re religious:
- Don’t try to convert Atheists. They’re not hurting you. Their lack of belief in a higher power doesn’t affect your life.
If you’re Atheist:
- Don’t belittle a religious persons beliefs. They’re not hurting you. What they believe in doesn’t affect your life.
If your opposite category is hurting you:
- Boot that mother fucker out of your life.
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink